Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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