i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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