I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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