This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
