guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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