he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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