Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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