He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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