So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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