we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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