a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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