question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
