Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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