she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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