Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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