...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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