i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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