The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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