Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
