Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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