I don't think brook has ever known best
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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