HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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