Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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