If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
did i just pee glitter
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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