i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
