Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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