Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she peed on how many people?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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