im about as happy as oj after his trial
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize