just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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