you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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