She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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