In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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