did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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