"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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