Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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