Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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