Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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