gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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