Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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