I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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