She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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