I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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