problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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