I think im going to throw up on grandma
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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