so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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