Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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