Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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