In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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