Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
