so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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