Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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