Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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