dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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