Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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